Hell hath no absurdity like a freeloader scorned. That's in the Bible, right?!
But truly, there are people online that are so cheap they'll complain about picking up a free couch if it means they have to drive somewhere.
At times, the levels of entitlement are so out of hand they almost seem fake?! Like, how can adult human beings be this out of touch with the world?
Then I remember who the president is and realize that all lows are possible!
A recent post on Reddit showcased possibly the world's most entitled freeloader (although I have no doubt another contender will crop up soon).