This isn't it, "Macy's." Which eating disorder rehabilitation center have you been stealing your designs from? When Alie Ward, host of "Did I Mention Intervention?" on the CW noticed a plate that looked like it popped out of one of those 1950's ads for women recommending methamphetamine to reduce their waists for their husbands, she took it to Twitter.
Nobody on this planet wants to eat off of a plate that body shames them into clothing-related portion control. Hey kids, gather around the family dinner table and also make sure your pizza slice only fits in this tiny circle that says "skinny jeans" or you'll lose all your friends and never succeed! It'll be fun, dig in!