We all have that one friend who just won't shut the hell up when they're nervous, drunk, guilty or all of the above. When it comes to authority figures, especially police officers, remember that everything you want to say unless it's a respectful, "thank you, officer," should probably just be left unsaid. Don't tell them about that tiny little bit of weed you've kept in your glove compartment for months, Ashley. They weren't going to look in the glove compartment. Feel free to tag Ashley.