A secondary character you didn't know existed just gifted us with one of the most insane episodes in the already insane Trump-Russia saga.https://twitter.com/spettypi/status/970761258386509824Former campaign aide Sam Nunberg is currently having an epic meltdown. Nunberg was an advisor to Trump, but was fired from the campaign in July 2015 after racist social media posts of his emerged (you'd think that would have gotten him a promotion instead).Now he is spending the afternoon calling into multiple news shows and saying he will refuse to comply with Special Counsel Robert Mueller's subpoena to appear before the grand jury.Watch: Ex-Trump campaign aide Sam Nunberg says he's refusing comply with Mueller subpoena:"I'm not going to cooperate when they want me to come into a grand jury for them to insinuate that Roger Stone was colluding with Julian Assange. Roger is my mentor. Roger is like family." pic.twitter.com/jUtBCPNiDe— MSNBC (@MSNBC) March 5, 2018 Why? Because going through emails is tedious and annoying.Watch: Former Trump campaign aide Sam Nunberg on refusing to Mueller's subpoena request:"I think it would be really, really funny if they wanted to arrest me because I don't want to spend 80 hours going over emails I had with Steve Bannon and Roger Stone." pic.twitter.com/GHS95sYzE7— MSNBC (@MSNBC) March 5, 2018 It just keeps getting weirder and weirder!Nunberg's mentor is Roger Stone, who Mueller seems to think colluded.Sam Nunberg is stating live on CNN that Mueller wants him to testify to the grand jury that Roger Stone colluded. I’m sorry but this is fucking incredible— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) March 5, 2018 He then told MSNBC's Katy Tur all about his interactions with Mueller, casually dropping that he thinks that Mueller has something on Trump: TUR: Do you think that they have something on the president? NUNBERG: I think they may. I think that he may have done something during the election. But I don’t know that for sure. TUR: Why do you think that? NUNBERG: I can’t explain that unless you were in there. TUR: Explain the atmosphere. NUNBERG: Uh, the way they ask questions about anything I heard after I was fired from the campaign, to the general election, to even November 1 — it insinuated to me that he may have done something. "I think that he may have done something during the election," former Trump aide Sam Nunberg says of President Trump, but adds, "I don't know that for sure." pic.twitter.com/4qpzxGcS2s— MSNBC (@MSNBC) March 5, 2018 Because it's not enough to recklessly spill tea everywhere on one cable news network, Nunberg then called into CNN. He reiterated that he thinks Mueller has something on Trump, and that it's possible that the president did something nefarious in his interactions with Russians.Nunberg: “Trump may have very well done something during the election with the Russians … if he did that, I don’t know” https://t.co/zX4O60QKFe— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) March 5, 2018 He insinuated that Mueller asked him questions about Trump hosting the 2013 Miss Universe pageant in Moscow, adding that oligarch Emin Agalarov offered to send women up to his room. Trump "flat-out refused," according to Nunberg."Trump is too smart to have women come up to his room," Nunberg says.Is he though?Here is Sam Nunberg talking about Miss Universe in Moscow in 2013 and the incident of women going to his room and being in touch with Keith Schiller.LOL the pee tape is definitely real. pic.twitter.com/0iy8IIOSYL— Erick Fernandez (@ErickFernandez) March 5, 2018 After calling into two different shows on two different networks, Nunberg still didn't ramble enough, and stuck around to tell Jake Tapper that fellow campaign advisor Carter Page colluded with the Russians.Former Trump aide Sam Nunberg claims “Carter Page was colluding with the Russians” https://t.co/yoeETTuMWz pic.twitter.com/2FLP3YTrM0— CNN (@CNN) March 5, 2018 AND. THERE'S. STILL. MORE!Remember that meeting Don Jr., Jared Kushner, and Paul Manafort took in Trump Tower with a Kremlin-connected lawyer who promised dirt on Hillary Clinton? The one Steve Bannon called "treasonous"?Yeah, the president totally knew about that, according to Nunberg.Ex-Trump aide Nunberg says he believes Trump knew about the Don Jr-Russian meeting at Trump Tower a week before it happened in June 2016, says he doesn't understand why Trump is trying to hide it. https://t.co/M3beEVW3Zo— Manu Raju (@mkraju) March 5, 2018 So, in conclusion, a former member of Trump's inner circle announced on live TV that:1. Trump may "very well" have done something with the Russians.2. Mueller likely suspects something about Trump.3. A former campaign aide definitely colluded. We cut to the White House for their reaction. giphyOur thoughts and prayers are with Nunberg's lawyers.