Um, "Stop right now, thank you very much." Look, we know there's a lot of really important news happening right now (what's up Mueller?) but this is hands down the most exciting thing to report and it has absolutely nothing to do with Trump. Rejoice!
According to Mel B (AKA Scary Spice), there was a very spicy (sorry) romance between her and Geri Halliwell (AKA Ginger Spice) at the peak of their "Spice Girls" fame. Piers Morgan tried his absolute hardest to pry details of the affair out of Mel B and he eventually succeeded, despite the fact that Mel was nervous that Geri would be angry about it considering she now has a "posh" house and husband. Piers called the news a "Spice Girls bombshell," which is so on point. *Prays for more details on what "zig-a-zag ah" actually means.*