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<h2>What happens in a taxi stays in a taxi? Not exactly...</h2><p>Remember that while you&#39;re drunk-airing out all your dirty laundry in the back of a car at 3 AM, there is about two feet separating you and the stranger driving. Until driver-less cars take over the world and replace us, human beings are still responsible for getting you to your destination in a cab and that means they&#39;re also human beings with ears.They can hear you! Remember to always be polite, tip, clean up after yourself, don&#39;t eat nasty food and save the hook up for the bedroom.</p><p>When a recent<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1irtkq/taxi_drivers_whats_the_deepest_secret_youve/"> Reddit </a>user asked, &quot;Taxi drivers, what&#39;s the deepest secret you&#39;ve overheard in your cab?&quot; drivers everywhere were ready to share the things they couldn&#39;t help but listen to.</p><h2>1. Wow, &quot;fesxvx.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>That he was cheating on his wife with his cocaine dealer, who came from the same country as I did (which is how the conversation got started) and it had been going on for 25 years.</p> <p>I dont know what impresses me more, a 25 year affair or a 25 year cocaine habit.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>2. Sex work is work! &quot;Spooky_Keller.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>We used to have this customer, super nice lady, taking care of 5 of her grand kids because her own kids are no good and she stepped in to take care of them. We took her shopping, to the bank, took the kids to school. Did all kinds of stuff for her. But when I started driving nights...Prostitute.</p> </blockquote><h2>3. Girls gone wild! &quot;Shtoups.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>As a limo driver I heard an older (55ish) bachelorette party discussing the liberator pad and how it makes their husbands tiny dick feel much larger. They were pretend moaning in the back while I had the divider down. I got my ass grabbed by one of the bridesmaids at the end of the night while she slipped me a C note.</p> </blockquote><h2>4. This is a bummer, &quot;tddr121.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>Short stint driving cab in Boston area. 2 very attractive passengers come in, I assume they are a couple, even though the man is clearly far older than the woman. Talking loudly about getting away from Boston and going to Paris. I try to strike up some conversation and ask them how long they are going for, and they say they are moving there the next day.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>Turns out the dude was married. Like, to another woman. His wife was out for the night, and he was just packing up some stuff and moving without telling her, or his 3 kids, until he was there.</p> <p>Asked me if I could give them a ride to the airport in the morning, and I&#39;d have to meet them around the block. I said no. I got no tip.</p> </blockquote><h2>5. Good tip! &quot;lloopy.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>I had three girls spend the cab ride talking about the fake boobs of the middle one. Apparently the best place to get a boob job is Beverly Hills. They&#39;re cheap there, because there&#39;s such competition for the business, and they are very good, because they deal with a lot of volume.</p> </blockquote><h2>6. This is dark, &quot;dyadtriad.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>Drove a cab for awhile on weekends while in college. I had dated this girl for about a month when she confessed she had a boyfriend in Germany. She told me all about him and that he was going to be moving in with her. Stopped seeing her. A few months later I pickup a drunk couple at a bar.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p><br /> They&#39;re all over each other, making out in the back. The guy is German. We drop off the girl, then he has me take him home. He starts telling me how he just moved here to be with his girlfriend, but she&#39;s out of town for the weekend. He says American girls are easy cause they&#39;re suckers for guys with accents and he cheats on his oblivious girlfriend all the time. Yep, it was the guy. I said nothing as I dropped him at Keri&#39;s place. Always wondered what happened with them.</p> </blockquote><h2>7. Aw, &quot;pixievomit.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>I picked up an older gentlemen from a local discrete all male brothel. He was articulate, sweet, funny, and also male prostitute. He was on his way to see his mother at the nursing home. He told me his mother does not know what he does and thinks he is just a teacher.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>He wants to quit working in the brothel but he cannot afford to keep his house and pay for his mother&#39;s care on teaching wages. He was very forthcoming with all this and became a regular client. He tipped very well also.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>8. HA, &quot;Solna.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>I worked taking calls for a cab company, not as a driver but I had a fairly interesting call once. It was late at night and this girl was ordering her cab like this: so umm, oh, oooh, yeah could you... ooh... yeah I&#39;d like a cab to... Hey! Would you mind not licking my pussy when I&#39;m talking to the taxi guy? Thanks! ...well sorry about that, anyway... <em>goes on to complete the order</em>.</p> </blockquote><h2>9. Oops, &quot;cam18_2000.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>Not a cab driver but I am a very white guy that due to my military time can speak a fair amount of Urdu, I got to listen to my Pakistani cab driver in Vegas answer his phone and start talking about my newly wedded wife&#39;s tits.</p> </blockquote><h2>10. RUN, &quot;datflashguy.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>Not 100% sure, but I&#39;m fairly certain I heard two guys planning a murder...</p> </blockquote><h2>11. Ok! &quot;Lorazapam.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>Out of college I drove cab for a summer. And one night I was driving a older couple to the airport. Turns out the wife was flying out the husband was staying. The husband was a older gentleman in a nice suit. After he said his goodbyes he had me drive across town where we picked up a much younger man. Who I originally took to be his son. That is until they started making out in the backseat. They had me take them to a club. Gave me a nice tip. Which helped alleviate the mind fuck I got that night heh.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>12. Scandal! &quot;BlakeofhouseRain.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>As a cabbie in a small city I have had this happen a few times: I give a married couple a ride home a week after I gave the husband (or sometimes wife) a ride to a different place, with a different person. It&#39;s uncomfortable. I&#39;ve thought about being a white hat and telling the SO, but who knows what their situation actually is.</p> </blockquote><h2>13. Gross, &quot;COMMON_C3NTS.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>Each night when I return the cab to the garage, I have to clean the cum off the back seat. Some nights, I clean off the blood.</p> </blockquote><h2>14. Did they deserve it? &quot;Taxi_Time.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>A woman drunkenly confessed to pooping in her SO&#39;s shoe.</p> </blockquote><h2>15. Damn, &quot;aabbccbb.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>I drove cab for a year in a smallish city. One time, a young couple claimed to know who was responsible for an unsolved murder. They went about disclosing it in a way that made me think it wasn&#39;t just bluster...lots of hesitation, her saying to him that they shouldn&#39;t be telling me, etc. They gave me enough info identify the person, and I thought they were telling me so that they didn&#39;t have to be the ones to actually turn him in.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>I called the cops after the fare and a detective came to talk to me about it. Funnily enough, they didn&#39;t seem that interested in the lead. It was a bit surreal, but who knows what other details they knew about the case.</p> <p>I don&#39;t think the murder was ever solved.</p> </blockquote><h2>16. I hope his music worked out, &quot;frapawhack.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>Picked up a guy who had wrapped a large- 4lbs+ amount of weed in USPS packaging, then wrapped it in plastic. This is in Hawaii. Asked me to drive him out to a rich neighborhood, somewhat isolated. Pulled up a garage with an Escalade and a corvette parked out front. The dude was on his phone the whole ride, 25 mins+ talking about how he wanted to promote his music.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>It was obvious he was a mule, didn&#39;t seem happy. Stared at me the whole time because I look like a cop. Thought about calling the cops after- it was pretty obvious what was happening. Asked another cabbie about it- the other cabbie shook his head. &quot;Nah, this stuff happens all the time.&quot;</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>17. It brings them closer? &quot;SonofCheckerFred.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>I have been driving a cab around my college for the last two years. The first week I worked I had two drunk sorority sisters who had apparently never hung out before. They were talking all about past sex partners and in the span of 5 minutes they realized they had both gotten herpes from the same guy within a month of each other freshmen year. One at a camping trip and one at a social later.</p> </blockquote><p>18.</p><blockquote> <p>Last time I was in Vegas, I asked our cabdriver the same question. His response: &quot;Well, earlier this week I had a couple ask if I would take pictures of them fucking&quot;. &quot;They said it was a one time thing and that they were just doing it for fun&quot;.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>Evidently the cabby drove them to three different destinations so that they could bump uglies. At each location the driver took photos. And when all was finished, the couple told the driver to keep the photos on his phone. He showed them to me and the couple was quite attractive.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

Taxi drivers are sharing the deepest secrets they overheard in their cabs.

What happens in a taxi stays in a taxi? Not exactly...Remember that while you&#39;re drunk-airing out all your dirty laundry in the back of a car at 3 AM, there is about two feet separating you and the stranger driving. Until driver-less cars take over the world and replace us, human beings are still responsible for getting you to your destination in a cab and that means they&#39;re also human beings with ears.They can hear you! Remember to always be polite, tip, clean up after yourself, don&#39;t eat nasty food and save the hook up for the bedroom.When a recent Reddit user asked, &quot;Taxi drivers, what&#39;s the deepest secret you&#39;ve overheard in your cab?&quot; drivers everywhere were ready to share the things they couldn&#39;t help but listen to.1. Wow, &quot;fesxvx.&quot; That he was cheating on his wife with his cocaine dealer, who came from the same country as I did (which is how the conversation got started) and it had been going on for 25 years. I dont know what impresses me more, a 25 year affair or a 25 year cocaine habit. 2. Sex work is work! &quot;Spooky_Keller.&quot; We used to have this customer, super nice lady, taking care of 5 of her grand kids because her own kids are no good and she stepped in to take care of them. We took her shopping, to the bank, took the kids to school. Did all kinds of stuff for her. But when I started driving nights...Prostitute. 3. Girls gone wild! &quot;Shtoups.&quot; As a limo driver I heard an older (55ish) bachelorette party discussing the liberator pad and how it makes their husbands tiny dick feel much larger. They were pretend moaning in the back while I had the divider down. I got my ass grabbed by one of the bridesmaids at the end of the night while she slipped me a C note. 4. This is a bummer, &quot;tddr121.&quot; Short stint driving cab in Boston area. 2 very attractive passengers come in, I assume they are a couple, even though the man is clearly far older than the woman. Talking loudly about getting away from Boston and going to Paris. I try to strike up some conversation and ask them how long they are going for, and they say they are moving there the next day.  Turns out the dude was married. Like, to another woman. His wife was out for the night, and he was just packing up some stuff and moving without telling her, or his 3 kids, until he was there. Asked me if I could give them a ride to the airport in the morning, and I&#39;d have to meet them around the block. I said no. I got no tip. 5. Good tip! &quot;lloopy.&quot; I had three girls spend the cab ride talking about the fake boobs of the middle one. Apparently the best place to get a boob job is Beverly Hills. They&#39;re cheap there, because there&#39;s such competition for the business, and they are very good, because they deal with a lot of volume. 6. This is dark, &quot;dyadtriad.&quot; Drove a cab for awhile on weekends while in college. I had dated this girl for about a month when she confessed she had a boyfriend in Germany. She told me all about him and that he was going to be moving in with her. Stopped seeing her. A few months later I pickup a drunk couple at a bar.   They&#39;re all over each other, making out in the back. The guy is German. We drop off the girl, then he has me take him home. He starts telling me how he just moved here to be with his girlfriend, but she&#39;s out of town for the weekend. He says American girls are easy cause they&#39;re suckers for guys with accents and he cheats on his oblivious girlfriend all the time. Yep, it was the guy. I said nothing as I dropped him at Keri&#39;s place. Always wondered what happened with them. 7. Aw, &quot;pixievomit.&quot; I picked up an older gentlemen from a local discrete all male brothel. He was articulate, sweet, funny, and also male prostitute. He was on his way to see his mother at the nursing home. He told me his mother does not know what he does and thinks he is just a teacher.  He wants to quit working in the brothel but he cannot afford to keep his house and pay for his mother&#39;s care on teaching wages. He was very forthcoming with all this and became a regular client. He tipped very well also. 8. HA, &quot;Solna.&quot; I worked taking calls for a cab company, not as a driver but I had a fairly interesting call once. It was late at night and this girl was ordering her cab like this: so umm, oh, oooh, yeah could you... ooh... yeah I&#39;d like a cab to... Hey! Would you mind not licking my pussy when I&#39;m talking to the taxi guy? Thanks! ...well sorry about that, anyway... goes on to complete the order. 9. Oops, &quot;cam18_2000.&quot; Not a cab driver but I am a very white guy that due to my military time can speak a fair amount of Urdu, I got to listen to my Pakistani cab driver in Vegas answer his phone and start talking about my newly wedded wife&#39;s tits. 10. RUN, &quot;datflashguy.&quot; Not 100% sure, but I&#39;m fairly certain I heard two guys planning a murder... 11. Ok! &quot;Lorazapam.&quot; Out of college I drove cab for a summer. And one night I was driving a older couple to the airport. Turns out the wife was flying out the husband was staying. The husband was a older gentleman in a nice suit. After he said his goodbyes he had me drive across town where we picked up a much younger man. Who I originally took to be his son. That is until they started making out in the backseat. They had me take them to a club. Gave me a nice tip. Which helped alleviate the mind fuck I got that night heh. 12. Scandal! &quot;BlakeofhouseRain.&quot; As a cabbie in a small city I have had this happen a few times: I give a married couple a ride home a week after I gave the husband (or sometimes wife) a ride to a different place, with a different person. It&#39;s uncomfortable. I&#39;ve thought about being a white hat and telling the SO, but who knows what their situation actually is. 13. Gross, &quot;COMMON_C3NTS.&quot; Each night when I return the cab to the garage, I have to clean the cum off the back seat. Some nights, I clean off the blood. 14. Did they deserve it? &quot;Taxi_Time.&quot; A woman drunkenly confessed to pooping in her SO&#39;s shoe. 15. Damn, &quot;aabbccbb.&quot; I drove cab for a year in a smallish city. One time, a young couple claimed to know who was responsible for an unsolved murder. They went about disclosing it in a way that made me think it wasn&#39;t just bluster...lots of hesitation, her saying to him that they shouldn&#39;t be telling me, etc. They gave me enough info identify the person, and I thought they were telling me so that they didn&#39;t have to be the ones to actually turn him in.  I called the cops after the fare and a detective came to talk to me about it. Funnily enough, they didn&#39;t seem that interested in the lead. It was a bit surreal, but who knows what other details they knew about the case. I don&#39;t think the murder was ever solved. 16. I hope his music worked out, &quot;frapawhack.&quot; Picked up a guy who had wrapped a large- 4lbs+ amount of weed in USPS packaging, then wrapped it in plastic. This is in Hawaii. Asked me to drive him out to a rich neighborhood, somewhat isolated. Pulled up a garage with an Escalade and a corvette parked out front. The dude was on his phone the whole ride, 25 mins+ talking about how he wanted to promote his music.  It was obvious he was a mule, didn&#39;t seem happy. Stared at me the whole time because I look like a cop. Thought about calling the cops after- it was pretty obvious what was happening. Asked another cabbie about it- the other cabbie shook his head. &quot;Nah, this stuff happens all the time.&quot; 17. It brings them closer? &quot;SonofCheckerFred.&quot; I have been driving a cab around my college for the last two years. The first week I worked I had two drunk sorority sisters who had apparently never hung out before. They were talking all about past sex partners and in the span of 5 minutes they realized they had both gotten herpes from the same guy within a month of each other freshmen year. One at a camping trip and one at a social later. 18. Last time I was in Vegas, I asked our cabdriver the same question. His response: &quot;Well, earlier this week I had a couple ask if I would take pictures of them fucking&quot;. &quot;They said it was a one time thing and that they were just doing it for fun&quot;.  Evidently the cabby drove them to three different destinations so that they could bump uglies. At each location the driver took photos. And when all was finished, the couple told the driver to keep the photos on his phone. He showed them to me and the couple was quite attractive. 

What happens in a taxi stays in a taxi? Not exactly...  Remember that while you&#39;re drunk-airing out all your dirty laundry in the back of a car at 3 AM, there is about two feet separating you and the stranger driving. Until driver-less...