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<p>In theory, having other people yell things out during a movie viewing is supremely annoying. After all, what&#39;s the point of all of those long-winded announcements if not to tell people to shut their traps and let others enjoy the silver screen?!</p><p>However, there is an exception to every rule, and most of us have heard a stranger yell something hilarious at a movie <em>at least once</em>. Sometimes they&#39;re cutting a tense moment with a proper lambasting, other times they&#39;re making an on-screen joke even funnier, and other times they&#39;re having their own personal meltdown.</p><h2>In <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/icwrd/whats_the_funniest_thing_youve_heard_shouted_in_a/" target="_blank">a popular Reddit thread</a>, people shared the funniest things they&#39;ve heard shouted at movie theaters, and it proves why it&#39;s so great to see films in the presence of strangers.</h2><h2>1. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Lukos1123/">Lukos1123</a> watched a man truly experience Inception.</h2><blockquote> <p>Was watching inception, second night out, there was a power failure in the planning scene. Pause then emergency lighting comes on and a guy down the front jumps up screams &quot;IT WAS ALL A DREAM&quot; and runs out of the theater.</p> </blockquote><h2>2. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Nguyener/">Nguyener</a> loves Mortal Kombat man.</h2><blockquote> <p>A guy yelled &quot;MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!&quot; at the top of his lungs when the credits started rolling from the first Mortal Kombat movie. It sounded just like the original voice. I was like, seven years old at the time, but I will never forget it.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Joon01/">Joon01</a> did not in fact eat the usher&#39;s heart.</h2><blockquote> <p>Went to a midnight showing of X-Men 3 a few years back. Sat through 15 minutes of previews, the production company logos started and seemed all wrong, too ritzy for X-Men. Sure enough, we were watching The Da Vinci Code. A hail of boos and popcorn fell in the theater. Somebody started making shadow puppets on the screen.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>A minute later, an usher came in to tell us they&#39;ll take care of it quickly. Just as he started to talk, a guy in the front row stood up, turned toward the crowd, threw his fist in the air and shouted, &quot;Let&#39;s eat his heart!&quot; The usher left and came back with the manager to deliver the message.</p> </blockquote><h2>4. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/abd897/">abd897</a> was surrounded by fanboys.</h2><blockquote> <p>When I went to see the opening midnight screening of Revenge of the Sith the theatre was unsurprisingly packed with hardcore fanboys (including the usual lightsaber wielding diehards). About 5 minutes in, movie gets muted and one of the employees asks if a little boy was in the theatre because his parents were looking for him.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>The crowd of fanboys start yelling saying they didn&#39;t care and booed the employee out of the place. Right before the movie gets unmuted someone yelled &quot;I GOT OUT OF THE BASEMENT FOR THIS SH*T?!&quot; and the crowd lost it for about a minute.</p> </blockquote><h2>5. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/09Customx/">09Customx</a>&#39;s buddy made the movie even more fun.</h2><blockquote> <p>While watching mirrors, during the scene where Amy Smart <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHMZZBNG-0k&amp;feature=related" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc" target="_blank">rips her own jaw off</a> my buddy shouted &quot;why the long face?&quot;. Everyone went from being grossed out to laughing their a*ses off pretty much instantly.</p> </blockquote><h2>6. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/cposs/">cposs</a>&#39;s fellow movie goer made Spiderman far more worth it.</h2><blockquote> <p>One or two people started clapping at the end of <em>Spiderman 3</em>, and the 250+ lb man behind me shouted &quot;Don&#39;t even start that s*it&quot;. That was the only entertaining thing I had experienced for 2 hours.</p> </blockquote><h2>7. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/istguy/">istguy</a> witnessed a glorious exchange between two LOTR fans.</h2><blockquote> <p>At the end of &quot;The Fellowship of the Ring&quot; (Frodo and Sam walk off to Mordor together), somebody yelled:</p> <p>&quot;That ending sucked!!&quot;</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>After a few seconds of silence, another man on the other side of the theater yelled:</p> <p>&quot;It&#39;s a trilogy, you a*shole!&quot;</p> </blockquote><h2>8. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/mr_marmoset/">mr_marmoset</a> watched a man freak out about Edward Cullen&#39;s sparkle chest.</h2><blockquote> <p>Twilight (or one of the sequels, I can&#39;t remember.) - when Edward Cullen takes his shirt off in the sun in some Mediterranean city and he sparkles. This guy, obviously dragged there by his gf, just screams &quot;ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS? FUCK THIS SH*T. I&#39;M GOING HOME.&quot;, then he stormed out leaving his gf in the cinema. She didn&#39;t follow him either.</p> </blockquote><h2>9. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Gouka/">Gouka</a> heard a man with a realization.</h2><blockquote> <p>Near the end of the first Iron man the agent guy says, &quot;Just call us SHIELD&quot;. A guy sitting near by apparently wasn&#39;t ready for that revelation because he said rather loudly, &quot;Hooo-leeeee Sh*t&quot;.</p> </blockquote><h2>10. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/ryoshi/">ryoshi</a> heard someone who was ready to throw out the baby with the bathwater.</h2><blockquote> <p>During paranormal activity 2:</p> <p>F*CK THE BABY! save yourself stupid.</p> </blockquote><h2>11. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Wharve/">Wharve</a> was in a theater full of hilarious haters.</h2><blockquote> <p>At a midnight showing for Scott Pilgrim there was a preview for Devil and right when M. Night Shyamalan&#39;s name popped up the entire audience erupted into boos and whatnot. Then someone yelled out &quot;the twist is at the beginning of the movie!&quot;.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>12. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/MisterUNO/">MisterUNO</a> was ready to see Neo escape the trappings of the Matrix more efficiently.</h2><blockquote> <p>The fight scene in Matrix 2, when Neo is fighting hundreds of copies of Agent Smith. At the end of the scene when Neo flies away to escape someone shouted &quot;WHY DIDN&#39;T HE DO THAT AT THE START OF THE FIGHT?&quot;</p> </blockquote><h2>13. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/nolikecelery/">nolikecelery</a> has a few funny ones.</h2><blockquote> <p><strong>1.</strong> My brothers and I were seeing &quot;Charlie and the Chocolate Factory&quot; (2005). When Charlie was opening the first chocolate bar, someone yelled <strong>&quot;SH*T!&quot;</strong> the very second that Charlie realized the golden ticket wasn&#39;t there.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p><strong>2.</strong> We were all at War of the Worlds, <del>the Tom Cruise one</del>, and it was absolutely packed. When he was sleeping, or had fallen asleep in the chair, and the aliens were about to lurk in, someone shouted <strong>&quot;WAKE UP, TOM!&quot;</strong> -- I thought people would be pissed off, but everyone in the theater lost it.</p> </blockquote><h2>14. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/OccupiedArrest/">OccupiedArrest</a> was in an audience that knew how to work with the screen.</h2><blockquote> <p>Watching Halloween Resurrection at the ghetto theater. At the end they kill Michael, and of course he comes back once last time. Just before making the final killing blow Busta Rhymes says &quot;Trick or treat...&quot; and before he can finish the whole theater shouts, &quot;MOTHER F*CKER!&quot;</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>15. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/SmokeyDawg2814/">SmokeyDawg2814</a> had an incredible Saw experience.</h2><blockquote> <p>When I went to see Saw (first one) in theaters at a midnight show that was a mostly black audience, and well, they yelled a lot. Made the movie really fun. Best line was when the mother being held hostage took the gun away from her kidnapper. This fat lady in front of me stood up and started screaming, &quot;SHOOT THAT B*TCH A*S N*GGA! SHOOT HIS ASS! HE AIN&#39;T NUTHIN&#39; BUT A B*TCH&quot;</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>It was f*cking incredible.</p> </blockquote><h2>16. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/kodie131/">kodie131</a> had an ideal Harry Potter experience.</h2><blockquote> <p>Me and my friends saw the midnight screening of <em>Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix</em> and at the end when Harry says, &quot;We&#39;ve got one thing Voldemort doesn&#39;t have...&quot; my friend yelled out, &quot;NOSES!&quot; and the theater exploded with laughter.</p> </blockquote><h2>17. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Tikay/">Tikay</a>&#39;s friend is a consistent troll.</h2><blockquote> <p>I&#39;m assuming that all theaters have some version of the &quot;don&#39;t talk during the move&quot; preview. AMC (in Phx, AZ) has one where there is people talking, cell phones beeping, someone laughing and then a baby crying and the announcer says &quot;Please don&#39;t ruin the move by adding your own soundtrack&quot;</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>Every time we take a friend of ours to the theater, he has the tendency to yell at the screen &quot;Will someone turn that baby off&quot;</p> </blockquote><h2>18. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/JMango/">JMango</a> witnessed two women who know how to find each other.</h2><blockquote> <p>After the movie started and the theater was dark a girl came in holding some concession stand stuff and yelled &quot;Marco!&quot;. Another girl near the back yelled &quot;Polo!&quot; and the first girl walked up to sit with her friend.</p> </blockquote><h2>19. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/deselby12/">deselby12</a> had a great Snakes on Plane experience.</h2><blockquote> <p>At the exact moment David Koechner got killed in <em>Snakes on a Plane</em>, some dude in the back of the theatre yelled &quot;WHAMMY!&quot;</p> </blockquote><h2>20. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/KNesbitt11/">KNesbitt11</a> had the best fellow movie goers at The Mist.</h2><blockquote> <p>My friend and I were watching The Mist, where an alien-like thing attacks and kills a bunch of people. There&#39;s a group of people in the movie that are hiding in a grocery store when a black man from the group decides to go outside into the Mist, where he immediately dies and his blood is splattered everywhere.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>A large group of black people behind us shouted an array of things, including:</p> <p>-WHY IT ALWAYS GOTTA BE THE BLACK MAN THAT DIE FIRST?</p> <p>-N*GGA DON&#39;T GO OUT THERE I WARNING YA!</p> <p>-AWWW SHIII</p> </blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

20 people share the funniest things they've heard yelled in a movie theater.

In theory, having other people yell things out during a movie viewing is supremely annoying. After all, what&#39;s the point of all of those long-winded announcements if not to tell people to shut their traps and let others enjoy the silver screen?!However, there is an exception to every rule, and most of us have heard a stranger yell something hilarious at a movie at least once. Sometimes they&#39;re cutting a tense moment with a proper lambasting, other times they&#39;re making an on-screen joke even funnier, and other times they&#39;re having their own personal meltdown.In a popular Reddit thread, people shared the funniest things they&#39;ve heard shouted at movie theaters, and it proves why it&#39;s so great to see films in the presence of strangers.1. Lukos1123 watched a man truly experience Inception. Was watching inception, second night out, there was a power failure in the planning scene. Pause then emergency lighting comes on and a guy down the front jumps up screams &quot;IT WAS ALL A DREAM&quot; and runs out of the theater. 2. Nguyener loves Mortal Kombat man. A guy yelled &quot;MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!&quot; at the top of his lungs when the credits started rolling from the first Mortal Kombat movie. It sounded just like the original voice. I was like, seven years old at the time, but I will never forget it. 3. Joon01 did not in fact eat the usher&#39;s heart. Went to a midnight showing of X-Men 3 a few years back. Sat through 15 minutes of previews, the production company logos started and seemed all wrong, too ritzy for X-Men. Sure enough, we were watching The Da Vinci Code. A hail of boos and popcorn fell in the theater. Somebody started making shadow puppets on the screen.  A minute later, an usher came in to tell us they&#39;ll take care of it quickly. Just as he started to talk, a guy in the front row stood up, turned toward the crowd, threw his fist in the air and shouted, &quot;Let&#39;s eat his heart!&quot; The usher left and came back with the manager to deliver the message. 4. abd897 was surrounded by fanboys. When I went to see the opening midnight screening of Revenge of the Sith the theatre was unsurprisingly packed with hardcore fanboys (including the usual lightsaber wielding diehards). About 5 minutes in, movie gets muted and one of the employees asks if a little boy was in the theatre because his parents were looking for him.  The crowd of fanboys start yelling saying they didn&#39;t care and booed the employee out of the place. Right before the movie gets unmuted someone yelled &quot;I GOT OUT OF THE BASEMENT FOR THIS SH*T?!&quot; and the crowd lost it for about a minute. 5. 09Customx&#39;s buddy made the movie even more fun. While watching mirrors, during the scene where Amy Smart rips her own jaw off my buddy shouted &quot;why the long face?&quot;. Everyone went from being grossed out to laughing their a*ses off pretty much instantly. 6. cposs&#39;s fellow movie goer made Spiderman far more worth it. One or two people started clapping at the end of Spiderman 3, and the 250+ lb man behind me shouted &quot;Don&#39;t even start that s*it&quot;. That was the only entertaining thing I had experienced for 2 hours. 7. istguy witnessed a glorious exchange between two LOTR fans. At the end of &quot;The Fellowship of the Ring&quot; (Frodo and Sam walk off to Mordor together), somebody yelled: &quot;That ending sucked!!&quot;  After a few seconds of silence, another man on the other side of the theater yelled: &quot;It&#39;s a trilogy, you a*shole!&quot; 8. mr_marmoset watched a man freak out about Edward Cullen&#39;s sparkle chest. Twilight (or one of the sequels, I can&#39;t remember.) - when Edward Cullen takes his shirt off in the sun in some Mediterranean city and he sparkles. This guy, obviously dragged there by his gf, just screams &quot;ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS? FUCK THIS SH*T. I&#39;M GOING HOME.&quot;, then he stormed out leaving his gf in the cinema. She didn&#39;t follow him either. 9. Gouka heard a man with a realization. Near the end of the first Iron man the agent guy says, &quot;Just call us SHIELD&quot;. A guy sitting near by apparently wasn&#39;t ready for that revelation because he said rather loudly, &quot;Hooo-leeeee Sh*t&quot;. 10. ryoshi heard someone who was ready to throw out the baby with the bathwater. During paranormal activity 2: F*CK THE BABY! save yourself stupid. 11. Wharve was in a theater full of hilarious haters. At a midnight showing for Scott Pilgrim there was a preview for Devil and right when M. Night Shyamalan&#39;s name popped up the entire audience erupted into boos and whatnot. Then someone yelled out &quot;the twist is at the beginning of the movie!&quot;. 12. MisterUNO was ready to see Neo escape the trappings of the Matrix more efficiently. The fight scene in Matrix 2, when Neo is fighting hundreds of copies of Agent Smith. At the end of the scene when Neo flies away to escape someone shouted &quot;WHY DIDN&#39;T HE DO THAT AT THE START OF THE FIGHT?&quot; 13. nolikecelery has a few funny ones. 1. My brothers and I were seeing &quot;Charlie and the Chocolate Factory&quot; (2005). When Charlie was opening the first chocolate bar, someone yelled &quot;SH*T!&quot; the very second that Charlie realized the golden ticket wasn&#39;t there.  2. We were all at War of the Worlds, the Tom Cruise one, and it was absolutely packed. When he was sleeping, or had fallen asleep in the chair, and the aliens were about to lurk in, someone shouted &quot;WAKE UP, TOM!&quot; -- I thought people would be pissed off, but everyone in the theater lost it. 14. OccupiedArrest was in an audience that knew how to work with the screen. Watching Halloween Resurrection at the ghetto theater. At the end they kill Michael, and of course he comes back once last time. Just before making the final killing blow Busta Rhymes says &quot;Trick or treat...&quot; and before he can finish the whole theater shouts, &quot;MOTHER F*CKER!&quot; 15. SmokeyDawg2814 had an incredible Saw experience. When I went to see Saw (first one) in theaters at a midnight show that was a mostly black audience, and well, they yelled a lot. Made the movie really fun. Best line was when the mother being held hostage took the gun away from her kidnapper. This fat lady in front of me stood up and started screaming, &quot;SHOOT THAT B*TCH A*S N*GGA! SHOOT HIS ASS! HE AIN&#39;T NUTHIN&#39; BUT A B*TCH&quot;  It was f*cking incredible. 16. kodie131 had an ideal Harry Potter experience. Me and my friends saw the midnight screening of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and at the end when Harry says, &quot;We&#39;ve got one thing Voldemort doesn&#39;t have...&quot; my friend yelled out, &quot;NOSES!&quot; and the theater exploded with laughter. 17. Tikay&#39;s friend is a consistent troll. I&#39;m assuming that all theaters have some version of the &quot;don&#39;t talk during the move&quot; preview. AMC (in Phx, AZ) has one where there is people talking, cell phones beeping, someone laughing and then a baby crying and the announcer says &quot;Please don&#39;t ruin the move by adding your own soundtrack&quot;  Every time we take a friend of ours to the theater, he has the tendency to yell at the screen &quot;Will someone turn that baby off&quot; 18. JMango witnessed two women who know how to find each other. After the movie started and the theater was dark a girl came in holding some concession stand stuff and yelled &quot;Marco!&quot;. Another girl near the back yelled &quot;Polo!&quot; and the first girl walked up to sit with her friend. 19. deselby12 had a great Snakes on Plane experience. At the exact moment David Koechner got killed in Snakes on a Plane, some dude in the back of the theatre yelled &quot;WHAMMY!&quot; 20. KNesbitt11 had the best fellow movie goers at The Mist. My friend and I were watching The Mist, where an alien-like thing attacks and kills a bunch of people. There&#39;s a group of people in the movie that are hiding in a grocery store when a black man from the group decides to go outside into the Mist, where he immediately dies and his blood is splattered everywhere.  A large group of black people behind us shouted an array of things, including: -WHY IT ALWAYS GOTTA BE THE BLACK MAN THAT DIE FIRST? -N*GGA DON&#39;T GO OUT THERE I WARNING YA! -AWWW SHIII       

Some strangers are funnier than movie scripts.