After President Trump's jovial threat to shut down the government if the Congress controlled by his own party didn't give him billions of dollars to build a wall, stick-of-gum-stuck-to-the-bottom-of-your-shoe Tomi Lahren went on Fox and Friends to hype up the project to an audience of people who already agree.
Never mind conservatives' so-called "fiscal responsibility." To Tonsil Laryngigits, the greatest possible use of taxpayer money would be to an erect a long concrete block over the 1,954 land miles where the United States meets Mexico.
While the hot take likely played well to the friends of Fox and Friends, people on Twitter begged to differ.
Mari Copeny, aka Little Miss Flint, pitched an alternative use of taxpayer money, dunking on Tammy Lorgan, the state of Michigan, and the federal government in one fell swoop.