Happy New Year! I hope you are feeling revived and refreshed enough to tackle a new year, and that you were able to start 2019 in the style you plan to live out the rest of the year.Unfortunately for all of us, president Trump kicked off the new year with the same vibe he'll be channeling for all of 2019: all caps self-pitying word salad. Basically, he woke up, downed a few liters of Coke, and got to tweeting this piece of work:HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE, INCLUDING THE HATERS AND THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA! 2019 WILL BE A FANTASTIC YEAR FOR THOSE NOT SUFFERING FROM TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME. JUST CALM DOWN AND ENJOY THE RIDE, GREAT THINGS ARE HAPPENING FOR OUR COUNTRY!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 1, 2019 In this context, I'm not precisely sure what constitutes "Trump Derangement Syndrome." Outside the context of his tweet Trump Derangement Syndrome sounds like a diagnosis for Trump's lack of connection with reality.However, in his festive New Years tweet it acts as an indictment on all of us who dare critique his reign of terror.Needless to say, Trump's use of all caps and shout out to his "haters" brought on his first dragging of 2019. pic.twitter.com/Ls5lpl7AFs— jeremy raftery (@jeremyautolec) January 2, 2019 This is funny 😂 pic.twitter.com/bARyuyMDPX— Threepen (@carpboy36) January 2, 2019 Is this a parody account??— AussieinJapan (@AussieinJapan) January 2, 2019 Had me like: pic.twitter.com/cMQSJgZH7j— TeeB (@Travis_Burton) January 2, 2019 Great. Now we have President Yelly McYellerson from Yelltown. 🙄— 🦃 Chris Lavoie 🦃 (@RadioGuyChris) January 2, 2019 https://twitter.com/Anthellis/status/1080431995975397377EVERY TIME I THINK IT’S THE PARODY ACCOUNT, BUT NO, IT IS THE REAL ACCOUNT. EVERY TIME.— Pauline Hynes (@paulinehynes) January 2, 2019 All in capital ... It must be serious .... pic.twitter.com/XxzolNOxEj— GG (@GG37511384) January 2, 2019 It should be noted, this all caps manifesto wasn't Trump's first New Years message.On New Years eve he posted a passive aggressive video to usher in 2019:HAPPY NEW YEAR! pic.twitter.com/bHoPDPQ7G6— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 31, 2018 He said: "While I’m at the White House working, you’re out there partying tonight. But I don’t blame you. Enjoy yourselves. We’re going to have a great year. Have a really, really happy new year." While his New Years eve video didn't contain the raw, caps-infused passion of his New Years day tweet, it still inspired equal engagement from his "haters."https://twitter.com/_Koison_/status/1079998149706551296Personally, I’m saving my bottle of champagne for when you’re indicted. pic.twitter.com/FPahGjlqse— ℝ𝕪𝕤𝕒 𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕜𝕖𝕣 VOTE!! (@RysaWalker) January 1, 2019 Doctors, nurses, police officers, paramedics, military, entire hospitals, tech support, fire fighters, TSA, FBI, Secret Service, CIA, judges (some without pay because of your “wall” tantrum), a lot of people are working outside the comfort and peace of a warm White House.— karen marriott (@karen_marriott) January 1, 2019 Hmm, dealing with being detained while others are free to come and go. Might be good practice?— Declan Cashin (@Tweet_Dec) January 1, 2019 Happy New Year! If we're going to deal with the dark depression of having Trump as president for another year, we might as well make fun of him.