Today's the day! It's the most important election since last election, as the direction of the legislative branch and dozens of governorships hang in the balance to determine the next phase of American life!!!!!!!!!!!!!
While you're waiting in line to do your civic duty or anxiously refreshing FiveThirtyEight for the results, here are some tweets to keep you company.
VOTE!!! Lest the waters still churn with blood 🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/tAV82P0gIN— Kelly Hogan (@hoganhere) November 6, 2018
Hey real quick, if you’re still undecided about which party to vote for, maybe make it the one that DIDN’T kidnap thousands of children— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) November 6, 2018
If you’re reading this go vote— Cameron Magruder (@ScooterMagruder) November 6, 2018
*rupaul voice* u betta vote! pic.twitter.com/CQZHDBisUS— ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@larryburnsham) November 6, 2018
vote if you can pls bc it’s like...important pic.twitter.com/ufUspYx5Er— bobby (@youngfieldmouse) November 6, 2018
“I voted.” - Bob Saget on election day— Paul Rust (@paulrust) November 4, 2018
“I V.O. Ted.” - Bob Saget discussing his voice-over work for the character Ted on “How I Met Your Mother”
Vote like a bunch of school children were shot and a bunch of other children were put into camps indefinitely bc they werent white and like a journalist was murdered and like you are being lied to daily by rich liars who harass / assault women & wont renounce white supremacy— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) November 2, 2018
One time a guy accused me of voting with my vagina and my response was “Better than voting against it.”— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) October 30, 2018
me voting in 2016 vs. me voting in 2018 pic.twitter.com/Ttiq3zBBZV— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) November 5, 2018
if you think your one vote doesn't matter, think again. In 6th grade I ran for class president and guess how many votes I lost by?— sarah schauer 🦂 (@SJSchauer) November 5, 2018
121. I was not popular. But god damn it let's all vote tomorrow.
*is stabbed 10 times by a murderer and left to die*— No Shame November (@SortaBad) November 3, 2018
"I.... I better use my dying strength to write a message on the wall with my blood"
COP: Yeah chief, it's across the whole wall in capital letters. It just says "PLEASE REMEMBER TO VOTE"
Please vote, but also remember that voting itself is not enough: you also have to gaslight your elderly relatives into thinking they already voted— pixelated VOTE (to euthanize the Michelin Man) (@pixelatedboat) November 5, 2018
The voting lines are so confusing more than one of my neighbors has suggested that the staff of Trader Joe’s be put in charge of NYC elections.— Maris Kreizman (@mariskreizman) November 6, 2018
┳┻|— The Black Sheep (@TheBlackSheep99) November 6, 2018
┻┳| •.•) Psst
┳┻|⊂ﾉ voting is a
┻┳| valid excuse
┳┻| to skip class
Okay I’ll bite: What’s “voting?”— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) November 6, 2018
big democracy energy— Astead (@AsteadWesley) November 6, 2018
hair and makeup team is on their way over for my i voted sticker pic :)— farah brook (@farahbrook) November 6, 2018