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<p>Not all weed dealers are created equal, some of them are born with an innate sense of entrepreneurship that Jimmy with the skateboard would need years of effort to achieve (we love you anyways Jimmy). And while the vibrant world of ganja smoking certainly caters to the full range of business styles (indoor tents full of incense totally count as offices), there are times when a young hustler&#39;s professionalism truly stands out.</p><p><strong>Such is the case with Twitter user <a href="https://twitter.com/_Mandieeee/status/917529928635179010" target="_blank">@_</a><a href="https://twitter.com/_Mandieeee/status/917529928635179010" target="_blank">Mandieeee</a>&#39;s go-to Weed Man (anonymous for obvious reasons) who crafted an overly formal out-of-office style text message for his clients.</strong></p><p>The text message immediately went viral after @_Mandieeee first posted it. The people of Twitter have a lot of questions: did he go to etiquette school? Is this young hustler the next Mark Zuckerberg of weed (but less of a creepy dipsh*t)? Is there an intern or secretary who crafts these texts for Weed Man? This lone text message has truly opened Pandora&#39;s box of green-powered queries.</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Look what my weed man texted me young 😂😂 <a href="https://t.co/z4gEnQaJzU">pic.twitter.com/z4gEnQaJzU</a></p>&mdash; Vv👑 (@_Mandieeee) <a href="https://twitter.com/_Mandieeee/status/917529928635179010?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 9, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p><strong>Weed Man has truly gone above and beyond with the professional towards his clients.</strong></p><div><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="giphy-embed" frameborder="0" height="270" src="https://giphy.com/embed/VkMV9TldsPd28" width="480"></iframe> <p> </p> </div><p><strong>Twitter is both impressed and laughing at the corporate wording in the text.</strong></p><p>It&#39;s very &quot;Kathy from HR,&quot; and for all we know, Weed Man <em>could</em> be Kathy from HR.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Lmao my God he&#39;s formal</p>&mdash; Redd 8/9 #LEO (@Aksents_DCR) <a href="https://twitter.com/Aksents_DCR/status/917631529722851328?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 10, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Great customer service ✊🏽✊🏽</p>&mdash; MoneyMal (@MartyrMal) <a href="https://twitter.com/MartyrMal/status/917544769043263488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 10, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Lmao I admire the professionalism</p>&mdash; Bunny (@BunnyShmurda) <a href="https://twitter.com/BunnyShmurda/status/917767924135247872?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 10, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p><strong>Some people on Twitter were convinced by the sales pitch and ready to take Weed Man&#39;s number.</strong></p><oembed>https://twitter.com/Joan_DRawls/status/917732360275275777</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><oembed>https://twitter.com/ADoniere/status/917739841252659201?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.craveonline.com%2Fmandatory%2F1331719-everyone-impressed-weed-dealers-extremely-professional-automated-text</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p><strong>Twitter even took notes on their favorite parts of the text.</strong></p><p>It&#39;s important to be able to name what you appreciate in a business (wo)man.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/meshallaneous/status/917851159196467200</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p><strong>If Weed Man&#39;s text received a Yelp review, it&#39;d definitely earn 4 stars.</strong></p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="ca" dir="ltr">Direct, energetic, sarcastic &amp; professional. <a href="https://t.co/En8CHz6tHn">pic.twitter.com/En8CHz6tHn</a></p>&mdash; SpottieOttieDopalicious (@Gemini_527) <a href="https://twitter.com/Gemini_527/status/917830214876614656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 10, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">That’s how you run a business <a href="https://t.co/Q2YQQJgdUV">pic.twitter.com/Q2YQQJgdUV</a></p>&mdash; Rissa ✨ (@Muarissaa) <a href="https://twitter.com/Muarissaa/status/917898899037319168?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 10, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="giphy-embed" frameborder="0" height="230" src="https://giphy.com/embed/fm5JqspHFgIXm" width="480"></iframe> <p> </p> </div><p>When I decided to start a business, I&#39;ll have a dose of whatever Weed Man&#39;s having.</p><p><sec-poll id="88"></sec-poll></p><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

Overly professional weed dealer's text message has Twitter LOLing.

Bronwyn Isaac

Not all weed dealers are created equal, some of them are born with an innate sense of entrepreneurship that Jimmy with the skateboard would need years of effort to achieve (we love you anyways Jimmy). And while the vibrant world of ganja smoking certainly caters to the full range of business styles (indoor tents full of incense totally count as offices), there are times when a young hustler&#39;s professionalism truly stands out.Such is the case with Twitter user @_Mandieeee&#39;s go-to Weed Man (anonymous for obvious reasons) who crafted an overly formal out-of-office style text message for his clients.The text message immediately went viral after @_Mandieeee first posted it. The people of Twitter have a lot of questions: did he go to etiquette school? Is this young hustler the next Mark Zuckerberg of weed (but less of a creepy dipsh*t)? Is there an intern or secretary who crafts these texts for Weed Man? This lone text message has truly opened Pandora&#39;s box of green-powered queries.Look what my weed man texted me young 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/z4gEnQaJzU&mdash; Vv👑 (@_Mandieeee) October 9, 2017 Weed Man has truly gone above and beyond with the professional towards his clients.   Twitter is both impressed and laughing at the corporate wording in the text.It&#39;s very &quot;Kathy from HR,&quot; and for all we know, Weed Man could be Kathy from HR.Lmao my God he&#39;s formal&mdash; Redd 8/9 #LEO (@Aksents_DCR) October 10, 2017 Great customer service ✊🏽✊🏽&mdash; MoneyMal (@MartyrMal) October 10, 2017 Lmao I admire the professionalism&mdash; Bunny (@BunnyShmurda) October 10, 2017 Some people on Twitter were convinced by the sales pitch and ready to take Weed Man&#39;s number.https://twitter.com/Joan_DRawls/status/917732360275275777https://twitter.com/ADoniere/status/917739841252659201?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.craveonline.com%2Fmandatory%2F1331719-everyone-impressed-weed-dealers-extremely-professional-automated-textTwitter even took notes on their favorite parts of the text.It&#39;s important to be able to name what you appreciate in a business (wo)man.https://twitter.com/meshallaneous/status/917851159196467200If Weed Man&#39;s text received a Yelp review, it&#39;d definitely earn 4 stars.Direct, energetic, sarcastic &amp; professional. pic.twitter.com/En8CHz6tHn&mdash; SpottieOttieDopalicious (@Gemini_527) October 10, 2017 That’s how you run a business pic.twitter.com/Q2YQQJgdUV&mdash; Rissa ✨ (@Muarissaa) October 10, 2017    When I decided to start a business, I&#39;ll have a dose of whatever Weed Man&#39;s having.