White woman are continuing their reign as most narc-filled demographic, and it's a real bad look. The most recent iteration of this trend is laid out in the viral video of a grown white woman calling the cops on an 8-year-old selling bottled water.

The young girl, Jordan Austin, was selling bottled water across the street from the AT & T stadium in San Francisco, which is right outside her apartment. This seems pretty run-of-the-mill for any adult who had a lemonade stand or any type of fundraiser as a child.

Nonetheless, when the white lady (who was identified as Alison Ettel by The Huffington Post) saw an adorable black child selling water, her first instinct was to ask Jordan if she had a permit.

Naturally, when Jordan's mother, Erin Austin, caught wind of what was going down, she got out her phone camera to record the wildly uneccessary badgering of a child.

As you can see in the video, Ettel can be spotted calling the cops (while she ducks like a coward) about a child selling water "without a permit."

https://www.instagram.com/p/BkXWMlWguex/?taken-by=ladyesowavy

"Make this bitch go viral like #bbqbecky she’s #permitpatty would you rather my daughter be out here getting into shit Fr cuz an 8 year old selling water in front of her apartment building where she’s lived her whole life is NOT a reason to call the Police," Austin wrote.

Austin's cousin Raj also posted the video to Twitter, where Ettel was quickly admonished and dubbed #permitpatty.

So my little cousin was selling water and didn't have a permit so this lady decided to call the cops on an 8 year old. #PermitPatty pic.twitter.com/SiL61pnAgl
— November 12th 🦂 (@_ethiopiangold) June 23, 2018

We gotta new meme tho y'all #PermitPatty pic.twitter.com/DW3TFjRzn4
— November 12th 🦂 (@_ethiopiangold) June 23, 2018

And it people who support her 😂 unbelievable who has ever gotta sick from drinking a water bottle? pic.twitter.com/kbHCSSZUAs
— November 12th 🦂 (@_ethiopiangold) June 23, 2018

I can't reply to everybody bc it's been so many responses but my family thanks you all for the funny comments memes & words of encouragement my little cousin is doing okay for those who are asking and her mom is going to be pressing charges for harassment
— November 12th 🦂 (@_ethiopiangold) June 23, 2018

She also posted a video of Jordan selling the water, which really drove home how ridiculous it is to call the cops on a baby.

And this is my little cousin just so you guys can see pic.twitter.com/yQEEB8uZ2A
— November 12th 🦂 (@_ethiopiangold) June 23, 2018

Unsurprisingly, there were people who claimed the incident wasn't about racial profiling, but really just an issue of legality. Raj was quick to point out the large plot holes in that theory.

For all of you saying it's not about race why didn't she stop to harass the white mean that we're selling tickets and teeshirts but thought calling the police on a child was okay? Don't answer. Just ask yourself that.
— November 12th 🦂 (@_ethiopiangold) June 23, 2018

To make matters even more absurd, Ettel's job is selling legal weed treats FOR DOGS, so the hypocrisy of her narcing on an 8-year-old for selling water is truly next level.

You can’t make this **** up.

The #PermitPatty who called police on an 8-YO black girl selling cold water on a 90-degree day...

Of course she has the most ridiculously white-privileged job of all time.

She sells pot-laced dog treats.

No, seriously. https://t.co/OFsej57B7R
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) June 23, 2018

#PermitPatty being a woman with an urban planning degree who sells CBD to dogs is Peak San Francisco Class War 2018
— quavo morales ayma🌹 (@uhshanti) June 24, 2018

She sells weed but has a problem with an 8 year old black girl selling water.#PermitPatty pic.twitter.com/TqCX4L495K
— StanceGrounded (@_SJPeace_) June 23, 2018

IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING#BBQBecky #PermitPatty #RedHenHuckabee #WhiteWomenOnPatrol pic.twitter.com/C2KgWuuhci
— Jeff Yang (@originalspin) June 23, 2018

https://twitter.com/prisonculture/status/1010622877266272261

The viral video has already lost #permitpatty some business, which feels like the proper recompense in this scenario.

She’s losing clients left and right. This is a major Oakland dispensary. You mess with an 8-year-olds business, you lose business. #PermitPatty pic.twitter.com/VATSJ7eUR9
— Michelle Dione🧜🏻‍♀️ (@ShelleDione) June 23, 2018

This is why gentrification is a form of violence. This white woman is selling weed and profiting while black folks sit in prison for life for the same thing, but then she calls the cops on a little black girl selling bottled water. #PermitPatty https://t.co/q6cPmzSXPz
— Wakanda Forever 🙅🏾‍♀️💔✊🏾 (@HollaBlackGirl) June 24, 2018

https://twitter.com/Shakestweetz/status/1010653221508042761 https://twitter.com/elisabeth/status/1010901586497933314

the “lemme bother black people minding their own business” starter pack #PermitPatty pic.twitter.com/gxUgiLCm8J
— Dante 🌴 (@danteyankee_) June 24, 2018

I had a dream that I bumped into #PermitPatty in a coffee shop and I said, “Excuse me. My phone ran out of battery. Can I borrow yours?”

When she lent it to me, I used it to dial the cops and told them, “Excuse me. There’s a woman sitting in my chair without a permit.” pic.twitter.com/Z3EQelCPoe
— Viet (@vn_trinh13) June 24, 2018

In situations like this, the internet can be a wonderful place full of people dragging someone for the right reasons. Hopefully, #permitpatty thinks a bit more critically about the destructive functions of racial profiling and policing POC rather than calling the cops on literal children.

A white woman called the cops on an 8-year-old selling water. The internet is dragging her.