Facebook is a jungle full of bizarre human interaction. While most of the teens have emigrated to Snapchat and TikTok, the rest of us adults are still shaking our fists at the Facebook algorithm while we share dog photos and updates on our careers.
Given the rapid changes made to Facebook, the "bio" function has become obsolete for many of our profiles. It exists, but isn't used with the care or fervor it once was, and certainly isn't given the same thought as a Tinder profile or a Linkedin resume.
However, that doesn't mean the medium of Facebook bio has completely lost its charm. There are many people out there still pouring their heart, soul, and food preferences into the spare lines beneath their profile picture, and the results are nothing short of poetry.
In a post that quickly spread to the furthest reaches of the internet, the studious Facebook user Kristin Hagan shared a collection of bios written by older women who are baring it all, or in some cases, merely writing the word "pasta."