Explaining your life to extended family can be a huge chore, particularly when you're a single adult woman navigating the traditional pressure of being asked if you'll have children or when you'll "settle down."

Even if you figure out a pithy way to describe your life and answer all of the predictable yet exhausting questions, when you're at a large family function it's likely you'll have to repeat the refrain a dozen times for different relatives. In these times, it would truly be ideal to just have an informational pamphlet handy that lays it all out for everyone.

To this very end, the Twitter user Melissa Croce decided to reclaim her time and make catching up with relatives as easy as possible.

After joking with her coworkers about making a personal brochure to hand out at her cousin's wedding, Croce committed to the bit and created a hilarious pamphlet explaining what her job does, why she's single, and all the FAQ about living in NYC.

i jokingly told my coworkers i would make a brochure to hand out to relatives/family friends at my cousin’s wedding but i was too committed to the bit to quit: pic.twitter.com/CcBVe4V47N
— Melissa Croce (@melissacroce) June 15, 2019

The brochure cover shows her face alongside the words: "Who's that girl. So you haven't seen Melissa Croce in a few years here's a primer. She's beauty and she's grace, she'll say it to your face."

She then dives into the nitty gritty of what her job involves, where she lives in NYC, and what it all means to her.

Without a doubt, though, the best part of the brochure is the Choose Your Own Adventure laying out the reasons she's single, and shutting down all the predictable concern trolling.

People on Twitter immediately fell in love with the concept of a Choose Your Own Adventure about single life, and a personal brochure in general.

Oh my GOD oh my GOD I have to commission one of these from you for my brother’s wedding. This is a work of genius.
— Rachel Diebel is Watching Soccer! ⚽️🇺🇸 (@diebelra) June 15, 2019

I am SCREAMING and I want one
— Caleb Roehrig (@MikalebRoehrig) June 15, 2019

I will literally PAY YOU to make one of these for me since I’ll be seeing my mom’s side of the family for the first time in 8 years soonish. Wouldn’t even need to change the last page bc it is actually perfect (just like you). Incredible! Astounding! Art in its purest form!
— Em (@EM_bolden) June 15, 2019

This is incredible.
— Victoria Ying- SDCC Small Press O-14 (@victoriaying) June 16, 2019

In fact, Croce received several commission requests from people desperately wanting brochures for their upcoming trips home.

Is there an InDesign template for this? 😂 pic.twitter.com/aCSGRpwyQr
— Tara Lehmann (@shadesofink) June 15, 2019

That’s amazing lol pic.twitter.com/qsL4Jo1VWF
— Tara Lehmann (@shadesofink) June 15, 2019

*gets down on one knee*

Melissa Croce

My friend, my D&D dad, my witchy co-conspirator, you make me want to be a better Scorpio.

Will you do me the unfathomable honor...

✨💍✨

of being my life coach?
— Emily Settle ☕️ 📚 (@EmiCalico) June 15, 2019

oh. my GOD. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 a request for Kesha’s Tick Tock at a wedding takes on a whole new meaning
— emery lord (@emerylord) June 15, 2019

screaming i have an aunt carol who a) has said those things and b) has incredibly low standards for men
— annalee (@AnnaleeKalyne) June 20, 2019

Woman goes viral for making hilarious 'Why I'm Single' brochure to hand out at cousin's wedding.