People are freaking out over the "Zola story," a waitress's tale of Florida, strippers, and kidnapping.

People are freaking out over the "Zola story," a waitress's tale of Florida, strippers, and kidnapping.
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People are hardcore freaking out over the "Zola story," a Detroit Hooters waitress' tale of a crazy weekend in Florida. The narrator is a one  @_zolarmoon, who told the story over a series of tweets last night. It was deleted after going viral, but thankfully the screenshots have been saved. Here it is, in its glorious entirety (Warning: It's pretty graphic and pretty long.):

People are freaking out over the "Zola story," a waitress's tale of Florida, strippers, and kidnapping.
People are freaking out over the "Zola story," a waitress's tale of Florida, strippers, and kidnapping.
People are freaking out over the "Zola story," a waitress's tale of Florida, strippers, and kidnapping.
People are freaking out over the "Zola story," a waitress's tale of Florida, strippers, and kidnapping.
People are freaking out over the "Zola story," a waitress's tale of Florida, strippers, and kidnapping.
People are freaking out over the "Zola story," a waitress's tale of Florida, strippers, and kidnapping.
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People are freaking out over the "Zola story," a waitress's tale of Florida, strippers, and kidnapping.
People are freaking out over the "Zola story," a waitress's tale of Florida, strippers, and kidnapping.
People are freaking out over the "Zola story," a waitress's tale of Florida, strippers, and kidnapping.
People are freaking out over the "Zola story," a waitress's tale of Florida, strippers, and kidnapping.
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People are freaking out over the "Zola story," a waitress's tale of Florida, strippers, and kidnapping.
People are freaking out over the "Zola story," a waitress's tale of Florida, strippers, and kidnapping.
People are freaking out over the "Zola story," a waitress's tale of Florida, strippers, and kidnapping.
People are freaking out over the "Zola story," a waitress's tale of Florida, strippers, and kidnapping.
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People are freaking out over the "Zola story," a waitress's tale of Florida, strippers, and kidnapping.
People are freaking out over the "Zola story," a waitress's tale of Florida, strippers, and kidnapping.
People are freaking out over the "Zola story," a waitress's tale of Florida, strippers, and kidnapping.
People are freaking out over the "Zola story," a waitress's tale of Florida, strippers, and kidnapping.
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People are freaking out over the "Zola story," a waitress's tale of Florida, strippers, and kidnapping.
People are freaking out over the "Zola story," a waitress's tale of Florida, strippers, and kidnapping.
People are freaking out over the "Zola story," a waitress's tale of Florida, strippers, and kidnapping.
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People started doubting the authenticity of her claims, so she posted some photo evidence as a response:

People on Twitter started pointing to real news stories in speculation that they were related to Zola's tale:

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https://twitter.com/americxnt/status/659265562460090369

This Instagram post is allegedly Jesse commenting on Zola's Instagram, angry that Zola brought up everything again:

 If it is true, people have argued that it shouldn't be taken as lightly as the Internet is currently taking it:

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It doesn't seem like it's true, though. Zola retweeted this —

— in addition to tweeting this:

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https://twitter.com/_zolarmoon/status/659344728622788608

"Jess" also changed her Instagram with the following bio:

NEW PAGE! Stop harassing me! that zolo story isn't true at all.

That didn't stop people from having a blast with it over Twitter. Casting suggestions were offered for the film adaptation:

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https://twitter.com/brazillmatic/status/659398723122929664

This tweeter also pointed out that it'd probably be better than anything Hollywood is currently making:

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Congratulations on reading the longest thing you'll actually read all year. 

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