Australian police take time out of stopping crime to issue amusing warnings about Nickleback's tour.

Australian police take time out of stopping crime to issue amusing warnings about Nickleback's tour.
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Finally, the authorities SOMEWHERE have paid attention to our many, many, many, many, many, many requests to alert citizens about the dangers of Nickelback.

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Every member of Nickelback looks like he could be Seth MacFarlane's cousin.
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Whether you are totally over Nickelback hate or still shaking your fist on the "these guys suck" train like it's 2005, it's still funny when a police department has the humanity to step back from crime fighting for a moment and publicly decree that a band sucks. Nickelback is playing a series of concerts in Australia right now, and in advance of those, the Queensland Police Service posted this on Facebook:

Police are on the lookout for these men who are believed to be impersonating musicians around Boondall this...

Posted by Queensland Police Service on Tuesday, May 19, 2015

But hey, don't worry that the police are too hip — they're still using the phrase "street cred." At this rate, I'm guessing they'll discover Skrillex sometime in 2017 and have their MINDS BLOWN.

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