A baby doll so nightmarish not even Paul Ryan would give it a nickname.

A baby doll so nightmarish not even Paul Ryan would give it a nickname.
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Baby's baby's baby isn't pregnant yet because baby's baby's baby is a godless slut who uses contraception.

Before you camp out at Toys 'R Us to beat all the other moms to America's hottest new Chritsmas gift, this is unfortunately not going to be for sale just yet. It's the demented work of artist Darren Cullen, but we think he should try to get it into retail. We're betting he could make a lot of cash off home-school parents who would use it to teach their kids about sexual procreation. And MTV has probably already rushed "Sixteen Months And Pregnant" into production.

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