He'll TELL you when he's had enough!

This is my phobia: that someone will sip from my beer when I'm not looking.

There is probably a word in German for feeling like you're going to throw up while also feeling compassion, amusement and like maybe it is time to do a "dry month." Look, I hate water bugs (this is the colloquial New York term for a cockroach that size. No one from outside the city ever knows what I mean when I run out of the bathroom screaming, "WATER BUG!!!"), but we're all God's creatures. And all of God's creatures need to get hammered from time to time.

Sources: Digg