But it's not a metaphor.

Seems chill about it. (via Life News)

Dmitry Nikolaev is 30, a former soap opera star, an animator, and currently living out a real life revenge fantasy for scorned women everywhere.

Nikolaev performed at a small theater in Moscow and afterwards was approached in the bar by a young, attractive blonde lady. Nothing too suspicious about that (except that he was married). They drank some beer, they kissed, they went to a sauna. All very normal things for a Russian couple out on the town, experiencing new love. After that, he remembers no more until waking at a bus stop in excruciating pain with pants full of blood.

Sources: UpRoxx