Tom Washington got banned from Jet2 flights forever after dressing up like a lady flight attendant, waving a sex toy around and exposing himself to the crew. It was just a laugh!

Basically, Santacon on a plane. (via

When they're trapped in the cylindrical petri dish called a plane, all anyone wants to do is take an Ambien and say, "See you on the other side!" which is why I'm offended by this story. I don't care about men dressing up as women, though as a "joke" it's getting pretty dated. There's nothing particularly funny about a man in a wig, even if getting 23 dumb college boys to do it and match takes commitment.

I also don't care if someone waves a sex toy around as long as they haven't just pulled it out of themselves. And as to Tom Washington's's pretty funny: