Tom Washington got banned from Jet2 flights forever after dressing up like a lady flight attendant, waving a sex toy around and exposing himself to the crew. It was just a laugh!
Basically, Santacon on a plane. (via News.com.au)
When they're trapped in the cylindrical petri dish called a plane, all anyone wants to do is take an Ambien and say, "See you on the other side!" which is why I'm offended by this story. I don't care about men dressing up as women, though as a "joke" it's getting pretty dated. There's nothing particularly funny about a man in a wig, even if getting 23 dumb college boys to do it and match takes commitment.
I also don't care if someone waves a sex toy around as long as they haven't just pulled it out of themselves. And as to Tom Washington's tattoo...it's pretty funny:
He probably tells LOTS of lies. (via News.com.au)
Even though Washington seems too immature to ever become a real boy, he should know better than to expose himself to a flight of people who are just trying to get home. That's what boils my buttons! Traveling sucks enough without 23 frat boys providing drunk in-flight entertainment. Lemme sleep, brah, and just show your dick to your buddy.
Jet2 wasn't amused either. They let these dummies board, but once the wang started flying the cops got called and Tom Washington was asked to take a long walk off a short ramp back to the airplane terminal. His friends all had to chip in to get him on a different airline flight.
Would you be shocked–SHOCKED– to hear this isn't the first time Tom's been arrested/annoying/forced to pay for his shenanigoats? In December 2013, he also ran naked onto the pitch during a match in his native town of Grimsby, and was ordered to pay £605 ($1182) in fines and costs at Grimsby Magistrates' Court.
Hey, boys will be boys. And boys with dick tattoos will be boys who expose themselves at every opportunity.