"Not actually a phone." (Via Kickstarter)

Just in time for the holiday season, the perfect gift for someone who already has a phone: the No Phone. It is not a phone. 

You are looking at a phone-shaped piece of plastic being hawked on Kickstarter that is designed to "act as a surrogate to any smart mobile device, enabling you to always have a rectangle of smooth, cold plastic to clutch without forgoing any potential engagement with your direct environment." 

Why create a square piece of plastic that doesn't actually do anything that you have to buy? The makers of No Phone warn that, "phone addiction is real... It's ruining your dates. It's distracting you at concerts. It's disrupting you in movie theaters. It's clogging up sidewalks. Now, there is a real solution."

Sources: Kickstarter