This video will surprise and horrify you no matter how much preparation you get.

You see a lot when you work at a blog, trying to find stories to astound, amuse and amaze. This is only the second time ever I've watched something and yelled, "Oh my god." The other time was about the #KylieJennerLipChallenge, which involved mutilated faces, so that's the bar.

This video features what looks like a run-of-the-mill slimy earthworm. Nothing too exciting to see there, unless you're a ten-year-old boy who wants to torment his little sister. Then–BOOM. WHAT. IS. HAPPENING.

Here's a list of things I thought when that white stuff came out:

  1. That worm has worms!
  2. Did that worm...jizz?
  3. Maybe it's puke.
  4. Did the worm drink milk?
  5. I'm never eating rice noodles again.
Sources: Manchester แมแน RUT | The Daily What