But I'm so helpful! Please don't shoot me with blow darts! Just kidding...jump attack!

Redditor reigncom came home the other day to find his door jam riddled with blow darts from a vicious battle (or really, assassination) between his girlfriend and a pretty big spider (if you're not Australian).

About time we invented something better than a paper towel on the end of a broomstick.
(via redditor reigncom)

I guess owning a blowgun wasn't the frivolous expense everyone who knows him probably thought they were. For scale, those blow darts are probably about 4 inches long (10.16cm) give or take a quarter-inch. They did, apparently, leave a bunch of sizeable holes in the doorjam.

Sources: redditor reigncom