Who's sassy, flashy, and doesn't have the resources to give his people 24-hour electricity? North Korea's Kim Jong-Un, your new summertime friend!
It's shorts weather! Wait, I mean "shortage weather." (via Mashable/KCNA)
Earlier this week, the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) released photos of Kim Jong-Un visiting North Korea's Farm No. 1116, and he was looking ready for summer fun in his white shirt, straw hat, and coy smile that said, "Nuclear program? I'll never tell!" According to the KCNA, Kim Jong-Un was taking in lots of traditional summertime sights:
Feasting his eyes on crops doing well in the fields of standardized shapes, cozy public buildings and dwelling houses, he said with great satisfaction that they look nice as they present fantastic scenery of the socialist rural area of the country.
Supes fun! In fact, the Jong-un-ster looks like he's having so much fun that he's not just focused on battling the forces of capitalism; he also wants to have some warm-weather good times with buds. Take a look!
"Boys! That is so funny! You will also enjoy using those buckets to move rocks at the labor camp I am sending you to."
"Now that we are on top of this mountain, I would like to tell you my deepest secret: sometimes, I wish North Korea had a Pizza Hut."
"What is that you're drinking? 'Orange juice'? How do you make juice out of a color?"
"In North Korea, we also use the word 's'more!' But it just means 'everything' because we need s'more of everything. Ha!"
"Guards! This boy is swinging out over the Yalu River to escape to China! Arrest him! ...hahaha! I am just kidding, child! Hahaha! But also, just kidding to that just kidding. We are arresting you."
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