Whether or not we get nuked by North Korea now in hands of Dennis Rodman.

Whether or not we get nuked by North Korea now in hands of Dennis Rodman.
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Frankly, at this point, it seems like it's worth a shot.

Best known for his bleached hair, four-month marriage to Carmen Electra, and tendency to cross-dress, retired basketball player Dennis “The Worm” Rodman is now our last, best hope to avoid nuclear war with North Korea. He does seem more likely to relate to deranged Korean leader Kim Jong-un than, say, John Kerry. And apparently Kim Jong-un is a pretty big basketball fan, unlike millions of Koreans who have never been afforded the luxury of watching it. We just hope if the national security of the United States comes down to a game of H.O.R.S.E., they let the dictator win.

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