Hopefully no one at the funeral asked Pam how she got her nickname.  

Have you spent your life dating boring girls with boring names like Sarah, Millicent, and (yawn) Jen? Then your obituary is going to be a big snore, and it totally won't end up being reposted on sites like this one (which may be a plus?).

You need to start living life the way William Freddie McCullough did. McCullough, of Bloomingdale, GA, died last Wednesday, leaving behind a long list of colorful women who found him as attractive as "a shoe sale at Macy's." We make a point of reading every obituary in every paper in the contiguous United States (a hobby) and McCullough might the most entertaining dead man of the last 300,000 or so. Some highlights include: