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People who read the obituaries are already pretty inclined to think about their own mortality, but they usually don't think about the potential mass death of everyone within the reach of this local newspaper. Deaths so horrible even the newspaper can't bring itself to describe them. Deaths so unavoidable it's not even worth warning people to do anything except make peace with their creator. On the other hand, as a sales tactic, now everyone will keep buying copies to see if tomorrow's issue announces that "deaths are here."