Warning: NSFC (not safe for crabs)

Do you love the beach? Not anymore! This video comes from Australia, but in case you think that makes you safe, lots of octopuses can leave the water. They are, however, mostly nocturnal, so if an octopus does ooze out of the sea to bite you with its sharp beak and poison you with its venom, it'll probably do it in the dark. Like when you're in your bed at night. Think about that the next time you're getting sushi.

And here are some more terrifying octopuses for your pleasure:

Sources: Porsche Indrisie