What's gloves got to do with it? (via arbroath)

Antonio Rodrigues Mororó, 50, from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, was having a party at his house when his son told him that his pregnant wife refused to come in because an animal was sitting by the entrance. Mororó, believing the animal to be an opossum, asked himself WWITD (What Would Ike Turner Do) and slapped the poor critter with his open palm. 

Any dumbass could have made this mistake. (via Dangerous Minds)

It Ike Turners out that the animal was a porcupine, and Mororó was left with over 400 needles in his hand and a record set for instant karma.

Sources: Dangerous Minds | arbroath | Extra