Ladies and gentlemen, Pepper Dick.
Is it wearing a tiny pepper condom?
People send us pictures a lot, and most of them leave us non-plussed at best. That was all before Pepper Dick. Pepper Dick was sent to us by a reader who wishes to remain anonymous, presumably because she is a busy person and couldn't handle the extra pressures of fame. She also claims to have "better angles" of this dick she found while cutting open a pepper. As someone who has been on the Internet long enough to see a lot of non-pepper dicks, I can safely say that this is a pretty flattering angle.
"Why am I reading this?" asks the inevitable commenter. Because when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life hands you a Pepper Dick, you put that thing on the Internet.