Young woman spends $8,500 on big fake tits to become a better mom.

Young woman spends $8,500 on big fake tits to become a better mom.
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Quit staring at my locket, my boobs are down here. (via Twitter)

A 19-year-old UK mom took out an $8,500 bank loan to buy herself a huge pair of 32G breasts because, obviously, they will make her a better mother

Tamsin Wade from Suffolk was refusing to take her son Finley, 2, swimming, on play dates, or to after school clubs because she was so embarrassed by her tiny breasts. In her words

"I was unable to go swimming with Finley as I felt so self-conscious. I was forced to wear baggy clothes to hide my figure and getting into a bikini made me feel so uncomfortable that me and Finley had never been swimming. I started to shy away from going out at all as I just felt so bad about myself."

Sure, plenty of people, moms even, manage to show themselves in public without rocking killer cleavage, but she was never meant to have small tits! As she told the Daily Mail, "Before I had Finley my boobs were a 32D but the aftermath of being pregnant left me with double A’s."

So, it makes sense that she would get bigger boobs for the sake of her son, because, you know, it was kind of his fault. 

Since the surgery she has become the world's best mom.

"I felt so much better and immediately started joining mum and baby groups for me and Finley," she told the Daily Mail. "He loves them and I love spending quality time with him."

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Sure, she's paying about $250/month to pay off her parenting aids, but she is sure they are worth it. Now that she has huge boobs she can plan to travel abroad with her son and "wear skimpy clothing" like she was meant to. And her relationship with her boyfriend Joe Johnson, 26, has improved as well.

"He is thrilled with the results, too."

It's great that there are still men out there who care about parenting. 

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(by Myka Fox

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