16 of the funniest tweets from parents struggling through summer.

Jul 15, 2022 | 8:57 PM

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Well, it's summer time and being a parent is TOUGH. Sometimes, it's just wayyyyyyyy too hot out to be a good mom or dad. Going to the beach with your kids? Forget it. BBQs? No thank you. Spending every day with your kid during summer vacay? Oh man. Check out these 16 hilarious tweets from parents who are struggling through summer!

1.

Took my kids to the beach and tried to release them like I’ve seen sea turtle parents do, but they just stood there and asked me for snacks.
— The Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) July 12, 2018

2.

No one is full of more false hope than a parent bringing a chair to the beach.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 28, 2018

3.

Me: The kids helped with the grill, they did the sausages!

Wife: Nice! Any burns?

Me: Just the usual, they called me old and laughed at my shirt
— The Dad (@thedad) July 14, 2022

4.

It should be illegal for fall sports to start practicing in July. Love the dedication, but middle school soccer shouldn’t start earlier than NFL training camp.
— The Dad (@thedad) July 23, 2021

5.

Thought my kids were finally playing well together. Turns out they were just upstairs hammering nails in the wall. And that is the story of why I'm one hundred percent done with summer break.
— Raw Motherhood (@MetteAngerhofer) July 15, 2022

6.

My kid is having a rock sale at the park because ‘everyone sells lemonade but no one sells rocks’.
— OyVeyLady (@OyVeyLady) July 12, 2022

7.

Popsicles are their own food group in my house.
— Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 (@mahnamematt) July 15, 2022

8.

Any house is a beach house once my kids dust the sand off their swimming costumes
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) July 14, 2022

9.

Me: how’s summer camp going?

my 7yo: Well I think our camp leader is trying really hard but he’s a little too nice which allows the kids to be kinda bad

Follow me for more of my 7yo’s job performance reviews
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) July 13, 2022

10.

Summertime is fun because your kids feel the need to tell you what they are doing every 5 secs. I’m right next to you dude.
— Kristen (@Kwooten83) June 22, 2022

11.

So happy I planned all these day trips on our vacation for the kids to just want to stay at the hotel pool.
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) July 14, 2022

12.

I’m far enough into my kids’ summer camp that my clothes dryer is now just a sandbox
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) July 14, 2022

13.

10 y/o came home from Sports Camp enraged that the coaches made girls use smaller footballs and called them “princesses” so I asked her what she said in protest:

10: Nothing because they let us go first.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) July 13, 2022

14.

Summer learning loss is real. My kids have only been out of school for 6 weeks, and I am definitely dumber.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) July 12, 2022

15.

Summer vacation with my kids is just me asking, “Have you brushed your teeth today?”
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 12, 2022

16.

My daughter loves being buried up to her neck in sand at the beach. Her little face lights up when I come back to get her the next day.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 16, 2017

Sources: Twitter

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