It’s hard to be social! Luckily there are helpful articles to tell you when you suck at it like this one, this one, and this one. But they still leave so much out. To fill in the blanks, here are 11 more warning signs that you are a really terrible party guest.


1. When you walk in the door you immediately start picking up knickknacks off the mantel and asking the host, “What about this? Can I fuck this?”