This is the biggest insult to bald eagles since John Ashcroft performed that godawful song.
Is this majestic bird caught in a fishing line in a tree a metaphor for the trials facing our great nation? Nope! Just a regular old example of why people shouldn’t litter. Poor bald eagles. First, we drove them to the brink of extinction. Then, we brought them back. Now, we’re trapping them in horrible snares. In Florida! Now there's a metaphor for the trials facing our nation.