It's my dick in a box.

As the great artists in Cinderella once said, "You don't know what you've got 'till it's gone," but they probably weren't talking about your penis. That's something you know you've got, which is why it is so important that if for some reason it does go missing, you have options for getting it back.

Fortunately, Dr Anthony Atala and the Wake Forrest Institute in North Carolina have been pumping away at the penis transplant for the last 15 years, and now they are finally ready to say they're so, so close. The penis transplant is coming.

Sources: The Mirror