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Add one hop, leave on a shelf for 2 years, and voilà, Bud Light. (via)

In response to historic flooding and storms in Texas and Oklahoma, the King of Beers is trying to one-up the King of Kings by turning beer back into water. Anheuser-Busch stopped production at its Georgia brewery this week to produce 50,000 cans of water for the American Red Cross. When reached for comment, the douchebag beer snob at your local watering hole snorted, “Should be easy since its mostly water anyway," before creepily chuckling into the notebook he carries so he can review the hoppiness of some new micro-brew that costs $18 a pint.

Sources: NBC