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1. YOU KNOW THAT CHEESESTEAKS ARE SECRETLY STEAKCHEESES

 

2. YOU CONSTANTLY HAVE TO TELL STUPID LIZARD DEMONS THAT IT'S PRONOUNCED “WOODER,” NOT WATER

 

3. NO ONE ELSE REALIZES THAT THE CRACK IN THE LIBERTY BELL IS ACTUALLY WHERE BEN FRANKLIN’S LEPRECHAUN OFFSPRING DWELL

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