10 signs that you're from Philly and are tripping balls right now.

10 signs that you're from Philly and are tripping balls right now.
Advertising

1. YOU KNOW THAT CHEESESTEAKS ARE SECRETLY STEAKCHEESES

10 signs that you're from Philly and are tripping balls right now.

 

2. YOU CONSTANTLY HAVE TO TELL STUPID LIZARD DEMONS THAT IT'S PRONOUNCED “WOODER,” NOT WATER

10 signs that you're from Philly and are tripping balls right now.

 

3. NO ONE ELSE REALIZES THAT THE CRACK IN THE LIBERTY BELL IS ACTUALLY WHERE BEN FRANKLIN’S LEPRECHAUN OFFSPRING DWELL

10 signs that you're from Philly and are tripping balls right now.

 

4. "IGGLES" ARE CLAWING OUT YOUR EYES!!!!!!

10 signs that you're from Philly and are tripping balls right now.

 

5. YOU'RE (PRETTY) SURE HOAGIES ARE NAMED AFTER HOG ISLAND, A WWI-ERA SHIPYARD AND KINGDOM OF PIG-FAIRIES LEADING A LIFE OF LEISURE AND HEDONISM

10 signs that you're from Philly and are tripping balls right now.

 

6. YOU KNOW WHERE YOU WERE WHEN VETERANS STADIUM CAME DOWN AND ALSO THAT IT’S STILL THERE IF YOU LOOK IN ULTRAVIOLET

Advertising
10 signs that you're from Philly and are tripping balls right now.

 

7. YOU KNOW THAT IN A REAL FIGHT BETWEEN THE CITY’S UNIVERSITY MASCOTS, THE ST. JOE’S HAWK AND THE TEMPLE HOOTER WILL CANCEL EACH OTHER OUT, THE LA SALLE EXPLORER WOULD SLAY THE DREXEL DRAGON, THE VILLANOVA WILDCAT WOULD GO EXTINCT AND PENN’S QUAKER WOULD DIE INSTANTLY BECAUSE HE’S A PACIFIST. YOU KNOW THIS BECAUSE IT JUST HAPPENED RIGHT OUTSIDE 30TH STREET STATION.

Advertising
10 signs that you're from Philly and are tripping balls right now.

 

8. SOUTH STREET USED TO BE COOL BEFORE THE FRAT BROS AND THE CIA SHOWED UP

10 signs that you're from Philly and are tripping balls right now.

 

9. YOU’RE NOT EMBARRASSED THAT EAGLES FANS THREW ICEBALLS AT SANTA CLAUS BECAUSE THAT ASSHOLE IS EVERYWHERE THESE DAYS AND HE DOES NOT FUCK AROUND

10 signs that you're from Philly and are tripping balls right now.
Advertising

 

10. YOU NEVER REALIZED WHAT A NORMAL GUY THE PHILLY PHANATIC WAS

10 signs that you're from Philly and are tripping balls right now.
 
Advertising