Kate Spade is partnering with a startup to create iPhone-charging purses for "customers who live a life on-the-go" and oh my god I'm already so annoyed that I can't even finish this headline.

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Nothing makes me feel more exhausted by technology than innovations that we don't really need and mostly just serve to make us more dependent on our devices than we already are. So it's with an "ugh, here you go" attitude I announce that overpriced bag-maker Kate Spade is pairing with startup Everpurse to launch a line of new bags that will charge your iPhone. Here's a paraphrase about the bags from Mary Beech, Kate Spade's EVP and CEO, in the Wall Street Journal article announcing the partnership:

Sources: WSJ