Redditor teags claims he found this bizarre artifact inside a photo booth at his local mall. And yeah, OK, it does seem pretty weird. But maybe it's not. Maybe he's just an adorably confused old Grandpa who only wanted a quiet place to sit down for a few minutes. All we're saying, officer, is that you'll never find that missing cheerleading squad if you don't have a SWAT team raid this guy's basement immediately.