He's enjoying this way more than he should be. (via)

"Be honest - does this falling leaf make me look like a witch?" (via)

He should just get an exercise bike. (via)

"Later, Bro. I'm gonna split." (via)

Must be part wiener dog. (via)

You just got photo-Byrned. (via)

He's not laughing with you, cowboy - he's laughing at you. (via)

Sources: Reddit