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If you're a climate change denier, this Polar Vortex thing is pretty much Christmas for you. Even though there's ample evidence that drastic cold snaps like this one are just as much a product of global warming as record summer heat, who gives a shit? It's cold out right now so this is your window to bellow "Where's your global warming now?" in people's scarved faces.

Problem is, we've all heard that one. If you don't come up with a fresh, new way to deny climate change, it's going to fall on deaf ears. Here are ten, situation-specific ways to say "Where's your global warming now" that show people you've really put some effort into it this year.