Two police officers who know how to keep society afloat.

I'm no professor of criminology or anything, but I understand society enough to understand that we are all a single step from descending into maniac violence at any moment, and the only thing that keeps us from teetering over the precipice of civilized behavior and into utter chaos is pizza. (Okay, that's an exaggeration. Cheeseburgers, hot wings and various kinds of Chinese food also have their part to play.) So, these two Portland police officers who chose to take up the mantle of pizza delivery after the guy from Pizza Hut got into a car accident are nothing short of heroes.

Sources: KOIN | h/t Gawker