Every four years, Florida creepily emerges like an alligator in a swamp to power trip on their influence as a vital swing state.
Twitter can't handle the drama.
Is there anything Florida can't ruin?— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) November 9, 2016
Damn it Florida. Doesn't feel great that our future depends on a state that thought George Zimmerman and Casey Anthony weren't all bad— ♡ brian essbe ♡ (@SortaBad) November 9, 2016
Florida is the Florida of America.— Erik Tanouye (@toyns) November 9, 2016
Congrats third party voters - you literally sent no message to anyone and you're helping Trump win Florida -even though you didn't want him.— JEN KIRKMAN (@JenKirkman) November 9, 2016
Florida's motto should be "We will find new ways to disappoint you."— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) November 9, 2016
Florida has changed between red and blue more times than Donald Trump #ElectionNight— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) November 9, 2016
Texas. . . . Florida. . . . I'm sorry my dears but you are BOTH up for elimination.— Bob The Drag Queen (@thatonequeen) November 9, 2016
Hey Florida, if you go trump, and trump ignores global warming, and the ocean EATS YOU, YOU HAVE NO ONE TO BLAME BUT YOURSELF— Clay Skipper (@SkipperClay) November 9, 2016
Texas and Florida are both cancelled— maria (@cakefacedcutie) November 9, 2016
CNN: gary you have almost 3% of the votes in florida right now— rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) November 9, 2016
Gary johnson: ah sounds pretty groovy dude, whats a votes