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There are a lot more people running for president than just Angry Hairpiece, Uncle Hippie, Possible Canadian, and Hillary Clinton. Those are just who's representing the Republicans and Democrats. More than 1,480 candidates have filed with the Federal Election Commision to run for president. The vast majority are joke candidates; the rest don’t realize they have about as much chance of getting elected as Martin O’Malley standing on top of Rick Santorum’s shoulders in a presidential-looking trench coat.

1. Rod Silva.

"You'll eat what I tell you to eat."
"You'll eat what I tell you to eat."
Sources: Rod Silva 2016 | Broward Palm Beach New Times | Instagram | American Third Party Report | Wikimedia Commons | Ron White For President | Twitter | Black Girl Long Hair