If you failed to try your eggs with the house artisanal ketchup, you should hide your head in a bag.

If there are two things the world remembers from Friday's landmark Obergefell v. Hodges Supreme Court decision, it's:

1. The overwhelming outpouring of goodwill towards an historically oppressed minority from people from all walks of American life, and

2. Holy shit, Antonin Scalia is an incredible douche!

Yeah, the Court's resident cranky old man (Clarence Thomas isn't animated enough to be defined as "cranky"—he's more "sepulchral") really solidified his legacy as one of the most embittered and execrable political figures in America's long line of embittered and execrable political figures when he delivered one of the ugliest and vitriolic dissent statements in judicial history.

Sources: Billy Penn