Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley's wife became suspicious he was having an affair in 2014 because he texted her a red rose emoji—a gesture she thought was so sweet that she assumed it was meant for someone else, GQ reported. The lesson here, if you're a scumbag heterosexual guy, is always make sure you're not being too romantic with your wife—she might think you're confusing her for your mistress.

Sources: GQ