Trump has already fired Anthony Scaramucci. Twitter mourns his ten day tenure.

The Mooch Era pic.twitter.com/az35eCGZdU

— Sam Pasternack (@SamPasternack) July 31, 2017

That made Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries seem long. https://t.co/ydYB3AjZuz

— april lavalle (@imatoofbrush) July 31, 2017

William Henry Harrison lasted 3 weeks longer than Mooch

— Kurt Gessler (@kurtgessler) July 31, 2017

The casting agents of Dancing with the Stars are losing their minds right now

— Jazmine Hughes (@jazzedloon) July 31, 2017

I’ll leave the photoshopping to the experts. pic.twitter.com/Jj1nk0P2mv

— Andrew Nathanson (@andrewnathanson) July 31, 2017

I Went On Vacation And Missed The ENTIRETY of Scarmucci's Career

— Jaya Saxena (@jayasax) July 31, 2017

OK, I finally get the point of THE APPRENTICE now. These weekly firings are HILARIOUS.

— Inkoo Kang (@inkookang) July 31, 2017

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— Alex Koppelman (@AlexKoppelman) July 31, 2017

The most 🔥🔥🔥 mixtape of the year is Ryan Lizza's Voicemail (feat. Anthony Scaramucci) #Mooch

— Johnny McNulty (@JohnnyMcNulty) July 31, 2017

That Andy Warhol quote should be updated to be "In the future, everyone will be in the Trump administration for 15 minutes."

— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) July 31, 2017

I've had orgasms last longer than Mooch.

— Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger) July 31, 2017

Unfortunately for the Mooch, the minimum tenure to get invited to the annual WH Comms Directors Reunion is 3 weeks

— Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) July 31, 2017

Do you think Diedre is texting Mooch "Congratulations, I'll be praying for you" pic.twitter.com/J2e4IrFZFT

— Thirst Accountant (@NJDG) July 31, 2017

The Mooch didn't even make it to hometowns.

— shannonwoodward (@shannonwoodward) July 31, 2017

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because you accused your co workers of sucking their own cock"

-The Mooch

— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) July 31, 2017

RIP THE MOOCH WE BARELY KNEW WHAT SEX ACTS YOU WOULD INSIST THE REST OF THE WHITE HOUSE STAFF WANTED TO PERFORM ON THEMSELVES

— Caitlin Kunkel (@KunkelTron) July 31, 2017

Scaramucci should've known that kind of vulgarity would not be tolerated in this administration

— justin kanew (@Kanew) July 31, 2017

How the fuck is Scaramucci already out of a goddamn job? Woulda been great at that cocksucker. Fuck piss cunt shit. Buttcock.

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) July 31, 2017

Anthony Scaramucci wins Best Guest Actor in a Drama Series for The West Wing

— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) July 31, 2017

If Mooch needs some healthcare now that he's unemployed, rumor has it there's a program that can help him out thanks to a man named Barry.

— Lily Herman (@lkherman) July 31, 2017

Live footage of The Mooch leaving the West Wing pic.twitter.com/COhoYW0xYt

— Sejal Singh (@Sej_Singh) July 31, 2017

Leave the Mooch, take the cannoli.

— Mo Rocca (@MoRocca) July 31, 2017

moot point (n.): a matter of no relevance

mooch point (n.): a matter so laughable it is dismissed almost immediately after it is brought up

— jomny sun (@jonnysun) July 31, 2017

"I bid you adouche" - Anthony Scaramucci's farewell statement, probably pic.twitter.com/D110dLEgGe

— Dan Casey (@DanCasey) July 31, 2017

.@Scaramucci #sKarmaRucci pic.twitter.com/96TvxBDV0o

— ALT🛂 Immigration (@ALT_uscis) July 31, 2017

"How do you re-post tweets you deleted?" - Scaramucci right now

— albertina rizzo (@albz) July 31, 2017

"The White House is like that Too Many Cooks video." @IreneChicago

— Kay Cannon (@KayKayCannon) July 31, 2017

Talk to your doctor today and find out how you too can get rid of the mooch in just 10 days

— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) July 31, 2017

"Dad, why weren't u at my birth?"

"I was helping a man who never spoke to me again yell at Boy Scouts."

— Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) July 31, 2017

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— leon (@leyawn) July 31, 2017

I guess we all know how Steven Bannon is gonna celebrate today's big news.

— Jimmy Traina (@JimmyTraina) July 31, 2017

Scaramucci is slated to leave
Despite what he came to achieve,
Like colourful cussing
And phone calls discussing
The autofellations of Steve

— Limericking (@Limericking) July 31, 2017

:record scratch: [freeze frame] Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got myself into this posi— [cut to black] [roll credits] pic.twitter.com/rL7Ew73v10

— James Hupp (@jameshupp) July 31, 2017

Scaramucci’s last words to Kelly, probably:

“Tell Reince. I want him to know it was me."

— Igor Bobic (@igorbobic) July 31, 2017