Congratulations to the internet on doing exactly what it does best: ruining things with boners! The National Republican Congressional Committee recently encouraged people to sign their online petition to repeal Obamacare. In a terribly misguided effort to get all "internet-y" about it, they set up a live feed so you could watch your name get printed out a real-live RNC printer, because it's about time useless online petitions starting wasting trees as well as bandwidth. It took about ten seconds for the peition to be deluged with a hurricane of genital, fart, and Hitler-centric fake names, and it took about 3 minutes for the RNC to catch on and shut the live-feed down. Stills of the best names follow, and check out the video of the feed down at the bottom.

Sources: Wonkette | Gawker