There's still a whole month before the next debate. Until then, enjoy Bad Lip Reading's dubbed version. It's somehow more bizarre than the original.
My first thought when seeing Bad Lip Reading's dubbed video was "how could it possibly be funnier than the source material?" There may never be a piece of television as deliciously fresh and in-your-face as the first Fox News presidential debate of the 2016 cycle, but that doesn't mean learning about Donald Trump's pet pigeon, Lucas Don Velour, isn't amazing in it's own right. Also, they totally nailed how icky Ted Cruz is.