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Ben Carson has the weirdest, worst defense of Donald Trump boasting about sexual assault that proves he has been spending too much time in the "locker room" with The Donald.

America's favorite brainless brain surgeon is trending again thanks to his view: While what Trump said was gross, the problem is that more gross people aren't grosser.

Dr. Carson, who everybody was happy to forget about, says that the issue isn't that we live in a rape culture, but that dude's aren't bragging enough. If everyone talked like Trump does in the locker room on the bus on the way to an interview, Trump's glaring awfulness would be less...glaring.

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CNN's Brianna Keilar did an honorable job staying calm, but got a little bit of side-eye in.

The eyes, ever-so-slightly to the side.
The eyes, ever-so-slightly to the side.
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Carson even went into "Back in my day..." old man mode to bemoan how men don't just brag about mounting broads anymore.

Go back to sleep, Ben Carson.